In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]
OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER
The only thing you need to see.. Peter dinklage and Lena Heady hula hooping at a gay bar. EPIC.
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
Calm down, George R. R. Martin
White People: - “Black people are always pulling the race card!”
Every time I see Shanesha Taylor’s mugshot my heart breaks into pieces.
V.C. Andrews, Flowers in the Attic
Marriage is an insane proposal.
HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES
how do i politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me
COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
current sexuality: house martell