This is the price of their sin… These fools attempted human transmutation– the greatest taboo for any alchemist! In their arrogance, they tried to bring someone dead back to life!

shared 1 day ago on September/16/2014, with 1,071 notes.
reblogged from evilnerdproductions, originally from pancakes-in-disguise.

WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

dejanentendu:

college-life-crisis:

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I almost spit out my water

shared 2 days ago on September/16/2014, with 200,330 notes.
reblogged from madamlegolas, originally from college-life-crisis.

guy:

when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling

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shared 2 days ago on September/16/2014, with 268,876 notes.
reblogged from madamlegolas, originally from guy.

twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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shared 2 days ago on September/16/2014, with 153,440 notes.
reblogged from madamlegolas, originally from twinking.

actualcrutchie:

glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead. 

shared 2 days ago on September/16/2014, with 99,822 notes.
reblogged from dianelockhart, originally from actualcrutchie.

shared 2 days ago on September/16/2014, with 861,050 notes.
reblogged from evildestielshipper, originally from pussypinklipstick.

orumenkoruben:

memes i want back:

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shared 3 days ago on September/15/2014, with 109,434 notes.
reblogged from makisekurisus, originally from orumenkoruben.

I can’t with this sign because

saltandpuff:

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BACK FOOT OPEN

RUB RUB 7 DAYS

shared 3 days ago on September/15/2014, with 43,925 notes.
reblogged from pyurin, originally from saltandpuff.

shared 3 days ago on September/15/2014, with 187,452 notes.
reblogged from legit-humour, originally from pleatedjeans.

gaypee:

forgive and forget?? haha no resent and remember

shared 3 days ago on September/15/2014, with 27,381 notes.
reblogged from cloneboobs, originally from gaypee.

breadonly:

WHAT THE FUCK

shared 4 days ago on September/14/2014, with 69,242 notes.
reblogged from beater-kirito, originally from ashiros.

tiredestprincess:

DELETE THIS..

shared 4 days ago on September/14/2014, with 17,213 notes.
reblogged from legit-humour, originally from popemichael.

officialshrekcult:

baby call me coffee cause I grind so fine

shared 4 days ago on September/14/2014, with 22,602 notes.
reblogged from pyurin, originally from officialshrekcult.

shared 6 days ago on September/12/2014, with 37,322 notes.
reblogged from madamlegolas, originally from unamusedsloth.

kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

shared 6 days ago on September/12/2014, with 155,610 notes.
reblogged from madamlegolas, originally from kanyes-wife.