lay1306:

desperatembrace:

purrityring:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

my anaconda dont

Can i just say—hoW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??

probably tought it was just cramps

shared 1 week ago on September/23/2014, with 80,594 notes.
reblogged from madamlegolas, originally from malformalady.

shared 1 week ago on September/23/2014, with 147,343 notes.
reblogged from emsfitjourney, originally from pinkmanjesse.

unit03:

fukkkres:

dick too big too be dis skressed

This is still the greatest thing of all time

shared 1 week ago on September/22/2014, with 58,560 notes.
reblogged from legit-humour,

viage:

To save its lone customers from the awkward perils of solo dining, The Moomin House Cafe kindly seats diners with stuffed animal companions called Moomins, a family of white hippo-like characters created by Finnish illustrator and writer Tove Jansson.

shared 1 week ago on September/22/2014, with 21,315 notes.
reblogged from elsweyr, originally from viage.

“I don’t fear commitment. I fear wasting my time.” — (via my-sexy-mind)

shared 1 week ago on September/22/2014, with 246,862 notes.
reblogged from elsweyr, originally from shelleywangbang.

regularpeople:

Always makes me laugh

shared 1 week ago on September/22/2014, with 18,067 notes.
reblogged from madamlegolas, originally from regularpeople.

shared 1 week ago on September/22/2014, with 148,318 notes.
reblogged from ptrprkr, originally from uglywerewolf.

cross out the things you’ve done

Graduated high school. Kissed someone. Collected something really stupid. Smoked a cigarette. Got so drunk you passed out. Snorted cocaineRode every ride at an amusement park. Gone to a rock concert. Helped someone. Gone fishing. Watched four movies in one night. Gone long periods of time without sleep. Lied to someone.  Failed a class. Smoked weed. Dealt drugs. Been in a car accident. Been in a tornado. Been to a funeral. Burned yourself (not on purpose). Ran a marathon. Cried yourself to sleep.  Spent over $200 in one day. Flown on a plane. Cheated on someone. Been cheated on. Written a 10 page letter. Gone skiing. Been sailing. Lost someone you loved. Shoplifted something. Been to jail. Dangerously close to being in jail. Skipped school. Had detention. Got in trouble for something you didn’t do. Stolen books from the library. Gone to a different country. Dropped out of school. Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. Had an online diary. Had a yard sale. Had a lemonade stand. Actually made money at the lemonade stand. Been in a school play. Been fired from a job. Swam with dolphins. Taken a lie detector test. Voted for someone on a reality TV show. Written poetry. Read more than 20 books a year. Gone to Europe/America. Loved someone you shouldn’t have.  Used a coloring book over age 12. Had surgery. Taken a taxi. Seen the Washington Monument. Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once. Overdosed. Been in a fist fight. Gone surfing in California. Had a hamster/guinea pig. Pet a wild animal. Used a credit card. Did “spirit day” at school. Dyed your hair. Got a tattoo. Got straight A’s. Know someone with HIV or AIDS. Made-out with someone. Played on a sports team. Snuck out of the houseSwore at a teacher. Gone laser tagging. Had a romantic relationship. Been on the TV. French braided. Skinny-dipped. Driven a car. Performed in front of an audience. Gone bungee-jumping. Been to Mexico. Crashed a car. Sky dived. Been kissed in the rain. Made an 11:11 wish. Drank alcohol. Forwarded a chain letter. Made a mistake.
shared 1 week ago on September/21/2014, with 75,193 notes.
reblogged from stvr-lord, originally from larryishellacute.
x me

gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

image

shared 1 week ago on September/21/2014, with 314,366 notes.
reblogged from madamlegolas, originally from gnarly.

shared 1 week ago on September/21/2014, with 191,453 notes.
reblogged from madamlegolas, originally from bellblake.

shared 1 week ago on September/21/2014, with 6,359 notes.
reblogged from yegas, originally from iwoelkchen.

“I used to walk into a room full of people and wonder if they liked me… now I look around and wonder if I like them.” — Rikkie Gale  (via veneficos)

shared 1 week ago on September/20/2014, with 56,831 notes.
reblogged from emsfitjourney, originally from wnq-writers.

zaynmalif:

what an icon

shared 1 week ago on September/20/2014, with 142,036 notes.
reblogged from eafiu, originally from zaynmalif.

shared 1 week ago on September/20/2014, with 135,665 notes.
reblogged from emsfitjourney, originally from bricesander.

This is the price of their sin… These fools attempted human transmutation– the greatest taboo for any alchemist! In their arrogance, they tried to bring someone dead back to life!

shared 1 week ago on September/16/2014, with 1,140 notes.
reblogged from evilnerdproductions, originally from pancakes-in-disguise.