This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.
my anaconda dont
Can i just say—hoW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??
probably tought it was just cramps
dick too big too be dis skressed
This is still the greatest thing of all time
To save its lone customers from the awkward perils of solo dining, The Moomin House Cafe kindly seats diners with stuffed animal companions called Moomins, a family of white hippo-like characters created by Finnish illustrator and writer Tove Jansson.
Always makes me laugh
Graduated high school. Kissed someone. Collected something really stupid. Smoked a cigarette. Got so drunk you passed out.Snorted cocaine. Rode every ride at an amusement park. Gone to a rock concert. Helped someone. Gone fishing.Watched four movies in one night. Gone long periods of time without sleep. Lied to someone.Failed a class. Smoked weed.Dealt drugs. Been in a car accident. Been in a tornado. Been to a funeral. Burned yourself (not on purpose).Ran a marathon. Cried yourself to sleep. S pent over $200 in one day. Flown on a plane.Cheated on someone. Been cheated on. Written a 10 page letter.Gone skiing. Been sailing. Lost someone you loved.Shoplifted something. Been to jail. Dangerously close to being in jail. Skipped school.Had detention. Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.Stolen books from the library. Gone to a different country.Dropped out of school. Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.Had an online diary. Had a yard sale. Had a lemonade stand. Actually made money at the lemonade stand. Been in a school play. Been fired from a job. Swam with dolphins.Taken a lie detector test. Voted for someone on a reality TV show. Written poetry.Read more than 20 books a year. Gone to Europe/America .Loved someone you shouldn’t have. Used a coloring book over age 12. Had surgery. Taken a taxi.Seen the Washington Monument. Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.Overdosed. Been in a fist fight. Gone surfing in California. Had a hamster/guinea pig. Pet a wild animal. Used a credit card.Did “spirit day” at school. Dyed your hair. Got a tattoo. Got straight A’s. Know someone with HIV or AIDS. Made-out with someone. Played on a sports team.Snuck out of the house. Swore at a teacher. Gone laser tagging. Had a romantic relationship.Been on the TV. French braided. Skinny-dipped. Driven a car. Performed in front of an audience.Gone bungee-jumping. Been to Mexico. Crashed a car. Sky dived. Been kissed in the rain.Made an 11:11 wish. Drank alcohol. Forwarded a chain letter. Made a mistake.
Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep
what an icon
This is the price of their sin… These fools attempted human transmutation– the greatest taboo for any alchemist! In their arrogance, they tried to bring someone dead back to life!